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Did you get your three wolves T-Shirt?
started by Mustangnut6788
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September 22nd 2009 at 10:41 PM
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Mustangnut6788
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736 Posts 
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Member Since: January 29th 2006
Location: NE, OH, USA
Current Sled: 99 Thundercat
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For those of you who like a little light reading and entertainment, read the reviews for the three wolves/moon T-shirt on amazon.com. (There is only 1,469 of them!)
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Sho...307&sr=8-1
This has to be one of my top 5:
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars It saved my family, September 15, 2009
By 3Wolves Rule "Carney" (Dilworth, Alabama) - See all my reviews
As a semi-professional carnival ride technician I have seen many things but nothing like the awesome powers stitched into the fabric of the three wolf and moon t-shirt. I originally won this shirt at a cock-fight behind my girlfriend's trailer....how could I have known that within 24 hours I would be called upon to act.
The next night, while working the centipede ride, I heard a scream that would make you grind your tooth. I grabbed a 13 year old kid to watch the ride and then, with my last three cans of Meister Brau, went out to investigate. As I turned the corner I saw a sight that haunts me to this day. A tractor had jack-knifed and rolled over. Trapped beneath the trailer of sweet corn was my cousin/girlfriend, Crystal. Although I couldn't see her face I knew it was her from the orange and red hair and the tattoo of Jeff Gordon on her right arm, the tattoo of Dale Earnhardt Jr. on her left arm, the tattoo of her ex-boyfriend, "Junior" on her left ankle, the tattoo of a lion on her left shoulder, the tattoo of a rose on her right thigh, the tattoo of a panda on her right ankle and the names of our first two boys, Garth and Brooks tattooed on her right leg.
Like the wolves would do when one of their own was in danger I put down my beer and began to lift on the trailer that was pinning my sweet Crystal. I cannot say with any certainty if it was me, the wolves or the 14 other fellers helping me lift but with super-human strength we raised that trailer and pulled Crystal from danger.
Crystal and I have since given up the carnival circuit and are enrolled in a training program we saw on the television that says we can earn up to [...]/week. The extra money will come in handy with the new twins, Randy and Travis. As for the three wolves t-shirt, I know in my heart it was the power of the wolves that saved Crystal that day so I hung it over the kitchen sink as a curtain so it can protect our family.
What's in my toy box:
1999 Arctic Cat Thundercat 1000
1988 Mustang GT 5.0L / 1993 Mustang Coupe / 1993 Mustang GT 5.0L
2000 F-150
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September 22nd 2009 at 10:47 PM
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ACG
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9086 Posts 
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Location: Bountiful, UT, USA
Current Sled: 2009 Dragon 800
2008-2009 Miles: 1500
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I saw that awhile ago and found it pretty amusing....
Ever heard of 4chan.org?
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September 22nd 2009 at 11:02 PM
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Mustangnut6788
Thunderstruck
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736 Posts
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Member Since: January 29th 2006
Location: NE, OH, USA
Current Sled: 99 Thundercat
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Yes! I found it too amusing not to share. I'll look into that site.
What's in my toy box:
1999 Arctic Cat Thundercat 1000
1988 Mustang GT 5.0L / 1993 Mustang Coupe / 1993 Mustang GT 5.0L
2000 F-150
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September 22nd 2009 at 11:19 PM
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ACG
Sell-Out - Moderator
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9086 Posts
Group: Moderators
Member Since: October 29th 2001
Location: Bountiful, UT, USA
Current Sled: 2009 Dragon 800
2008-2009 Miles: 1500
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Make sure to go to the /b/ or random forum. Not for the faint of heart. There are alot of things I find very disturbing on that site and I only visit during times of extreme boredom
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September 23rd 2009 at 12:34 AM
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XLT96rider
Other sports play once a week, but this sport is with us every day.
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942 Posts
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Member Since: January 7th 2009
Location: Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
Current Sled: 1996 Polaris XLT Special
2008-2009 Miles: 1000+
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Quote originally posted by Mustangnut6788 For those of you who like a little light reading and entertainment, read the reviews for the three wolves/moon T-shirt on amazon.com. (There is only 1,469 of them!) http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Sho...307&sr=8-1This has to be one of my top 5: 2 of 3 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars It saved my family, September 15, 2009 By 3Wolves Rule "Carney" (Dilworth, Alabama) - See all my reviews As a semi-professional carnival ride technician I have seen many things but nothing like the awesome powers stitched into the fabric of the three wolf and moon t-shirt. I originally won this shirt at a cock-fight behind my girlfriend's trailer....how could I have known that within 24 hours I would be called upon to act. The next night, while working the centipede ride, I heard a scream that would make you grind your tooth. I grabbed a 13 year old kid to watch the ride and then, with my last three cans of Meister Brau, went out to investigate. As I turned the corner I saw a sight that haunts me to this day. A tractor had jack-knifed and rolled over. Trapped beneath the trailer of sweet corn was my cousin/girlfriend, Crystal. Although I couldn't see her face I knew it was her from the orange and red hair and the tattoo of Jeff Gordon on her right arm, the tattoo of Dale Earnhardt Jr. on her left arm, the tattoo of her ex-boyfriend, "Junior" on her left ankle, the tattoo of a lion on her left shoulder, the tattoo of a rose on her right thigh, the tattoo of a panda on her right ankle and the names of our first two boys, Garth and Brooks tattooed on her right leg.Like the wolves would do when one of their own was in danger I put down my beer and began to lift on the trailer that was pinning my sweet Crystal. I cannot say with any certainty if it was me, the wolves or the 14 other fellers helping me lift but with super-human strength we raised that trailer and pulled Crystal from danger. Crystal and I have since given up the carnival circuit and are enrolled in a training program we saw on the television that says we can earn up to [...]/week. The extra money will come in handy with the new twins, Randy and Travis. As for the three wolves t-shirt, I know in my heart it was the power of the wolves that saved Crystal that day so I hung it over the kitchen sink as a curtain so it can protect our family. And how many tattoos did he notice before he decided to help her?? With all those locations, was she naked??? Oh, THE SHIRT gave him SUPER-HUMAN STRENGTH. haha, good one. I read some of the reviews on Amazon,,,,all sound made up. What's the deal with these anyway???? Please inform me.
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September 23rd 2009 at 6:07 AM
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Mustangnut6788
Thunderstruck
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736 Posts
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Location: NE, OH, USA
Current Sled: 99 Thundercat
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^ They are fictional reviews of the product. Basically an exercise in creative writing.
What's in my toy box:
1999 Arctic Cat Thundercat 1000
1988 Mustang GT 5.0L / 1993 Mustang Coupe / 1993 Mustang GT 5.0L
2000 F-150
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September 23rd 2009 at 10:06 AM
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XLT96rider
Other sports play once a week, but this sport is with us every day.
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942 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: January 7th 2009
Location: Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
Current Sled: 1996 Polaris XLT Special
2008-2009 Miles: 1000+
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Quote originally posted by Mustangnut6788
^ They are fictional reviews of the product. Basically an exercise in creative writing.
Gotcha!! I was wondering about that. They seemed pretty far fetched.
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September 27th 2009 at 2:20 PM
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1greenmachine
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783 Posts
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Member Since: November 12th 2005
Location: green bay, wi, USA
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It is all true with that shirt, i quit wearing mine since it was sickening the things women were wanting me to do to them. I forgot once that it was hanging in my back window and at a stop sign i got a 3 generation "flashing" which wasn't to bad except when the grandma blew a kiss she sent her dentures to. 
I spend money i don't have, on parts i don't need, to impress people i don't know.
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September 27th 2009 at 9:28 PM
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Mustangnut6788
Thunderstruck
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736 Posts
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Location: NE, OH, USA
Current Sled: 99 Thundercat
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^ Where you on your way to Wal-Mart by chance for a slushie? Was the car you were driving happen to be a Camaro? :-)
What's in my toy box:
1999 Arctic Cat Thundercat 1000
1988 Mustang GT 5.0L / 1993 Mustang Coupe / 1993 Mustang GT 5.0L
2000 F-150
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September 27th 2009 at 10:26 PM
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1greenmachine
Average Member
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783 Posts
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Member Since: November 12th 2005
Location: green bay, wi, USA
Current Sled: 02 zr800 efi
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Quote originally posted by Mustangnut6788
^ Where you on your way to Wal-Mart by chance for a slushie? Was the car you were driving happen to be a Camaro? :-)
No my camaro is apart i'm putting drag bars on it after i lost a race at the county fair, my girlfriend/cousin said she won't go out with guys that lose races but thats okay she didn't love earnhardt like i do. I was going to walmart when it happened as they were doing a blowout sale on WWE stuff so now i can be in full drabb for when i watch wrestling with billy bob and cooter.
I spend money i don't have, on parts i don't need, to impress people i don't know.
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