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	October 27th 2009 at 7:16 AM Post #1
	Offshore24 Dismember 4604 Posts Group: Moderators Member Since: November 30th 2002 Location: NOYDB, Confusion, Azerbaijan Current Sled: 05' Gade 2008-2009 Miles: 2999
	Andy was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records,and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Andys favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadnt rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To Andys amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldnt ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Andy was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they werent paying attention. Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible….be sure to VOTE! 2005 Ski-Doo MXZ Renegade 600 SDI Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date. Rating: +3 Quick Edit Edit Topic

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	October 27th 2009 at 12:09 PM Post #2
	proxpilot Junior Member 474 Posts Group: Members Member Since: September 23rd 2005 Location: Keene, NH, USA
	Brilliant!! 2001 xcsp 600 2003 prox 440 2008 nissan frontier crew cab Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit

	October 27th 2009 at 12:55 PM Post #3
	picman Junior Member picman is off to bag his buck. I hope. Skunked so far. Updated Wednesday at 1:17 PM 308 Posts Group: Members Member Since: January 15th 2009 Location: Marinette, WI, USA Current Sled: 1998 Polaris Ultra 2008-2009 Miles: 1145
	LMFAO!! Find the line between respect and fear....then flirt with it Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit

	October 27th 2009 at 1:22 PM Post #4
	kingofkings arguing with idiots kingofkings . Updated Yesterday at 6:33 AM 710 Posts Group: Members Member Since: August 19th 2008 Location: Little Falls, MN, USA Current Sled: 1998 ZL 500 2008-2009 Miles: 700+
	That one is good -To ride or not to ride, what a stupid question! -You should never judge a guy until you have walked a mile in his shoes, then you are a mile away and have his shoes -Ice, snow, or grass, I'll still kick your ass. -"And when he gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell, one more soldier reporting Sir I have served my time in Hell" Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit

	October 27th 2009 at 1:40 PM Post #5
	MasterSkitelz Short on Cash MasterSkitelz punched out an oil seal, now to get it back in. Updated Yesterday at 10:17 AM 198 Posts Group: Members Member Since: January 26th 2009 Location: Neosho, Wisconsin, USA Current Sled: 1996 Polaris XCR 600 SP 2008-2009 Miles: 145
	I laughed, then thought a bit, and realised how true this really is, then laughed even more. Thats a good one. Sleds: 1996 Polaris XCR 600 SP 1979 Arctic Cat Kitty Cat 1978 Arctic Cat El Tigre 5000 1976 Arctic Cat Pantera 5000 F/A Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit

	October 27th 2009 at 7:42 PM Post #6
	arcticcatinc Sabercat Fever! arcticcatinc if your going to watch "new moon" tonight..or ever for that matter. Your gay. Updated Thursday at 7:06 PM 2508 Posts Group: Members Member Since: November 16th 2005 Location: Owosso, Michigan, USA Current Sled: 2004 SaberCat 700 EFI 2008-2009 Miles: 2159
	Amen. good post! Trenton Bailey 2004 Sabercat EFI 700 (Red) 2002 ZL 600 EFI SS *sold* (Orange) 2001 Z370 (Green) ** 2005 Ford Explorer 4X4 Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit

	October 27th 2009 at 8:59 PM Post #7
	sledcrusher Junior Member 371 Posts Group: Members Member Since: August 10th 2009 Location: Maine, USA Current Sled: 2003 Rev 600 2008-2009 Miles: 1400
	So true. Nobama! Proud Supporter of Snowmobilers.com Rating: -2 Quick Edit Full Edit

	October 27th 2009 at 9:04 PM Post #8
	weakeboarderboy 92Indy650 weakeboarderboy Everyone keep your fingers crossed for snow. Trails poentially open in 11 days! Updated Thursday at 10:16 PM 368 Posts Group: Members Member Since: January 21st 2009 Location: Drayton, Ontario Current Sled: polaris indy 650 2008-2009 Miles: 400
	lmaoo!! 92 Indy 650- Powermadd hand gaurds, 3" Powermadd bar riser, Electropods, 9.5 in. windshield, EPI clutch kit, Red recoil handle. Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit