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We, the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.
-To ride or not to ride, what a stupid question!
-You should never judge a guy until you have walked a mile in his shoes, then you are a mile away and have his shoes
-Ice, snow, or grass, I'll still kick your ass.
-"And when he gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell, one more soldier reporting Sir I have served my time in Hell"
-The only enemies that guns have are rust and polititians
-State Troopers are like a highway pacecar, everyone takes of when they get off the highway.
-A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, and the individual right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
