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"Sled Court" Shhhh,now in session.
started by PhazerBoy
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February 12th 2007 at 2:26 PM
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The DA brings up a valid point! The dragon will only go so far on high octane, high dollar "hootch"!!!
General in the Anti-Catsdouche06 army, saving the world from stupidity and inbreeding!
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Group: Site Supporters
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February 12th 2007 at 2:30 PM
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RipnChick
Shaftblaster
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1430 Posts 
Group: Members
Member Since: November 3rd 2005
Location: Boonville, NY, USA
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Quote Originally posted by PhazerBoy
Also it has been brought to the attention of this office the possibilities of an Imposter among us,,,?????
Stated earlier in this court,this office was conducting and experimental search on screen names and found by entering the name,
Ripinchick found this image.
This office demands an explanation from it's assistant!!!!!! 
Imposter? Not! A previous life? Perhaps  .
I prefer a cloak of mystery, and you will never see me without my bibs and helmet again sir, I promise
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February 12th 2007 at 2:31 PM
[ Modified February 12th 2007 at 2:33 PM
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Well, in order to find me at the truck, you have to first get un-stuck.
In the light of this, I'll let you keep close just long enough to drop down below the trail to where you just might need that plastic tobagan to get out before becoming a human popsicle.
The Dragon is CFI and get's really good milage.
(OK Intim.... Err.... I mean Mr. DA, I think the judge is going for it. We get to do some mountain riding now. Did you get special the bribes for me to want to keep you unstuck?)
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February 12th 2007 at 2:37 PM
[ Modified February 12th 2007 at 2:38 PM
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Quote Originally posted by PhazerBoy
Quote Originally posted by ultrastud
The court finds these new allegations against Mrs. Rip n chick very disturbing, she is instructed to appear and answer to these allegations!!
In another disturbing matter, the court instructs the DA to look into the following matter and report his findings back to this court immediatly!!
http://snowmobilefanatics.com/forum/topi...C_ID=65493
Tree huggers at it again!They've even invaded the Trials bikes,This office finds it a complete WASTE of time and resource,
LONG LIVE 2-STROKE!!!!
This is my wife showing what we think of Tree Huggers
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February 12th 2007 at 2:41 PM
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Intimdtr77
Infidel
Intimdtr77 has returned!!! (and has a helmet for sale here!).
Updated Yesterday at 4:13 PM
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2665 Posts 
Group: Members
Member Since: October 5th 2005
Location: Western, NY, USA
Current Sled: 05 600 SDI Renegade X
2008-2009 Miles: 0
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Nice shirt!
Maybe I'll just wait by your truck and not get stuck, but that powder would be so inticing!
"If ya can't fix it, get a hammer. If a hammer won't fix it, get a pry bar. If a pry bar won't fix it, get a bigger hammer. If the bigger hammer doesn't fix it. It belongs there."
Me
Quote Originally posted by Polaris-Man
Give her a pair of slippers and a dildo, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself...
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February 12th 2007 at 2:46 PM
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Intimdtr77
Infidel
Intimdtr77 has returned!!! (and has a helmet for sale here!).
Updated Yesterday at 4:13 PM
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2665 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: October 5th 2005
Location: Western, NY, USA
Current Sled: 05 600 SDI Renegade X
2008-2009 Miles: 0
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Just to set ya'll straight, I'm the Bail Bondsman/bounty hunter/Judges Muscle. The DA is Phazer Boy!
"If ya can't fix it, get a hammer. If a hammer won't fix it, get a pry bar. If a pry bar won't fix it, get a bigger hammer. If the bigger hammer doesn't fix it. It belongs there."
Me
Quote Originally posted by Polaris-Man
Give her a pair of slippers and a dildo, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself...
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February 12th 2007 at 2:50 PM
[ Modified February 12th 2007 at 2:57 PM
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Quote Originally posted by Intimdtr77
Just to set ya'll straight, I'm the guy who holds the Judges Muscle. The DA is Phazer Boy!
That's a lot of positions you the Judge has you in..... lol
I'll fix your post for accuracy reasons.
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February 12th 2007 at 3:06 PM
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After further viewning the evidence the court instructs the bounty hunter to forget the damn Dragon and apprehend the fugitave AKA Student Drivers wife, she is to be apprehended and brought to my chambers for IMMEDIATE questioning!!
General in the Anti-Catsdouche06 army, saving the world from stupidity and inbreeding!
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February 12th 2007 at 3:13 PM
[ Modified February 12th 2007 at 3:14 PM
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Works for me.
I get to keep the Dragon. I think I'm the clear winner in this one.
If anyone needs me, I'll be partying I meen mourning over the loss of my wife
  
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February 12th 2007 at 3:18 PM
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The court finds that Mr.Driver is mentally warped and any and all charges are to be dropped!! The court also finds that his wife is still to be brought in for questioning regarding her apparant lack of good judgement!!
General in the Anti-Catsdouche06 army, saving the world from stupidity and inbreeding!
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February 12th 2007 at 3:32 PM
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FREEDOM!!!! I'M FREE!!!!
No charges, she's being taken away, I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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February 12th 2007 at 4:17 PM
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Intimdtr77
Infidel
Intimdtr77 has returned!!! (and has a helmet for sale here!).
Updated Yesterday at 4:13 PM
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2665 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: October 5th 2005
Location: Western, NY, USA
Current Sled: 05 600 SDI Renegade X
2008-2009 Miles: 0
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That awesome your dis-honor! You got of easy Mr. Driver, for now! Wife for the sled, nice!
"If ya can't fix it, get a hammer. If a hammer won't fix it, get a pry bar. If a pry bar won't fix it, get a bigger hammer. If the bigger hammer doesn't fix it. It belongs there."
Me
Quote Originally posted by Polaris-Man
Give her a pair of slippers and a dildo, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself...
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February 12th 2007 at 5:22 PM
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Quote Originally posted by Student Driver
FREEDOM!!!! I'M FREE!!!!
No charges, she's being taken away, I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Yes Mr. Driver you are free UNTIL your wife reads this and then its  time on a scale even this court wouldn't dare unleash on you!! However there are terms to you probation. The first term is that you must submit to this court video evidence of above mentioned ing so that the court will be able to use it as a training vidoe for future court officers. the second term is that you will be electronicaly monitored by haveing one of these attached to your ankle for the term of your probation.
These are Mr.Intimdtr's associates, but to show you that this court can be merciful, the court will allow you to chose which model is right for you!!
General in the Anti-Catsdouche06 army, saving the world from stupidity and inbreeding!
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February 12th 2007 at 5:38 PM
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indygirl
Snow Angel
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622 Posts 
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Member Since: January 20th 2007
Location: Fort Collins, CO, USA
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Now your Dishonor - that is just gross and vulger - I would even go as far as to say - that is "indecent exposure"!!!!
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
 Happiness is an attitude. We choose to make ourselves miserable or happy - it takes the same amount of effort!
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February 12th 2007 at 5:46 PM
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Quote Originally posted by indygirl
Now your Dishonor - that is just gross and vulger - I would even go as far as to say - that is "indecent exposure"!!!!
Indygirl sometimes it is nessacary to go to extreme measures when dealing with the criminaly insane!!
General in the Anti-Catsdouche06 army, saving the world from stupidity and inbreeding!
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February 12th 2007 at 5:54 PM
[ Modified February 12th 2007 at 5:55 PM
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indygirl
Snow Angel
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622 Posts
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Member Since: January 20th 2007
Location: Fort Collins, CO, USA
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Very True!! If a guy had to be chained to "that" I would hope he would think twice the next time he wanted to commit a crime! 
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Happiness is an attitude. We choose to make ourselves miserable or happy - it takes the same amount of effort!
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February 12th 2007 at 6:12 PM
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Is it too late to beg the court for mercy?
Cruel and inhumane punnishment is unconstitutional, as you well know, your dis honor.
I even have a fresh supply of bribes that are so good I can't show them here publically.
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February 12th 2007 at 6:16 PM
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Festus33
SNO PROwler
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1285 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: February 25th 2006
Location: Mukwonago, Wi., USA
Current Sled: Eccentrica and Da Prowla
2008-2009 Miles: 647
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As a concerned citizen and fanatic of this forum.
I would like to request the D.A.'s office, investigate further into the matter of Tree Huggery
As We all know Tree Huggery, Lead's to Tree Buggery  , and that's just Wrong in too many way's to comprehend
Respectfully
Festus33
Let's Take All the Warning Label's Off,
and let Nature Sort it Out !!!
1998 A.C. EXT 600 Triple/Triple
1990 A.C. Prowler 440 SNO PROwler
1987 A.C. ElTigre 440
1994 A.C. Tigershark 640 Daytona
www.johnmaster.net (Snowmobile Traction Product's)
mpsalvage@msn.com ( Snowmobile Salvage and Part's)
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February 12th 2007 at 6:19 PM
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Intimdtr77
Infidel
Intimdtr77 has returned!!! (and has a helmet for sale here!).
Updated Yesterday at 4:13 PM
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2665 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: October 5th 2005
Location: Western, NY, USA
Current Sled: 05 600 SDI Renegade X
2008-2009 Miles: 0
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Quote Originally posted by Student Driver
Quote Originally posted by Intimdtr77
Just to set ya'll straight, I'm the guy who holds the Judges Muscle. The DA is Phazer Boy!
That's a lot of positions you the Judge has you in..... lol
I'll fix your post for accuracy reasons.
Your dis-honor, this has just been brought to my attention. Changing of the first quote to make a mockery of your court!
"If ya can't fix it, get a hammer. If a hammer won't fix it, get a pry bar. If a pry bar won't fix it, get a bigger hammer. If the bigger hammer doesn't fix it. It belongs there."
Me
Quote Originally posted by Polaris-Man
Give her a pair of slippers and a dildo, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself...
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February 12th 2007 at 6:43 PM
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February 12th 2007 at 6:54 PM
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wallygator
Starting Member
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26 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: February 7th 2006
Location: duluth, mn, USA
Current Sled: 2008 switchback dragon
2008-2009 Miles: 2265
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Your Honor when you said you were reading the NHRA
rule book were you thinking of racing something like
this?
1966 Saab Sonett {850 3cyl.2 stroke]
p.s. soak the rule book in water so you
can peal the pages apart.
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February 12th 2007 at 7:43 PM
[ Modified February 12th 2007 at 7:58 PM
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February 12th 2007 at 8:24 PM
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v-maxsledder
Senior Member
v-maxsledder My dad is the man!!
Updated Thursday at 9:53 PM
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2871 Posts
Group: Members
Member Since: July 12th 2006
Location: esko, minnesota, USA
Current Sled: 6 hundo sno pro
2008-2009 Miles: 250-350
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Quote Originally posted by PhazerBoy
This office would like to bring charges against one "vmax-sledder"
He openly admits to attending a local event,yet didn't provide the forum with any pics of afore said event.Thus leaving this office no choice but to contact the "swamp sisters" and do that voodoo that they do.
Bye bye v-max 
i didnt get any pics because well it was -10 degrees, got there at 10 am left at 3:30 was about to take pics at 1:00 and batteries were dead sorry guys and gals.
Owning a race sled is like having a totally hot girlfriend..... All of your friends want to see it, feel it and check it out..... They all want to know what it is like to ride it, but if they only knew how much time and money it takes to keep one up, they would call you a fool!
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February 12th 2007 at 8:45 PM
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MMMMMMMMM, Beer! BUUUUURRRRPP! Bye.
right
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February 12th 2007 at 9:04 PM
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Quote Originally posted by v-maxsledder
Quote Originally posted by PhazerBoy
This office would like to bring charges against one "vmax-sledder"
He openly admits to attending a local event,yet didn't provide the forum with any pics of afore said event.Thus leaving this office no choice but to contact the "swamp sisters" and do that voodoo that they do.
Bye bye v-max
i didnt get any pics because well it was -10 degrees, got there at 10 am left at 3:30 was about to take pics at 1:00 and batteries were dead sorry guys and gals.
Be that as it may,once again Ignorance is no defense! This office recommend's to his Honor that he finds this defendant guilty!!!!!!!! and forces him to continue riding a V-Max!
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