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	JOTD: Joke of The Day - Lets get it goin again. started by BskidooC
	November 8th 2007 at 5:40 AM Post #1
	BskidooC Senior Member BskidooC New Sled! Updated Yesterday at 10:01 AM 2183 Posts Group: Members Member Since: January 31st 2006 Location: leadville, Colorado, USA Current Sled: 07 Summit X 800 Miles Last Season: 260
	Heres my first Joke, this one is off of the top of my head so... So an American architect a farmer and osama bin laden are all stranded in the desert and come upon a gene lamp, the farmer grabs it and rubs it and out pops a gene. The gene says I will grant you all one wish in exchange for my freedom. So the farmer asks for the most fertile soil ever so his crops will grow big and tall. And poof his wish is granted. Then osama bin laden asks for a wall 500 feet high surrounding all of his country and poof his wish is granted. Then the architect says to the gene "tell me about this wall"...well it is 5000 feet high and nothing can get in or our. The architect pauses for a moment and says "fill it with water". Rating: +1 Quick Edit Edit Topic
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	November 8th 2007 at 9:09 AM Post #2
	arcticcatmatt Spleen Splitter arcticcatmatt the UFC is the dumbest thing on TV. Updated Tuesday at 8:58 PM 12005 Posts Group: Moderators Member Since: November 25th 2001 Location: Berkshire, NY, USA Current Sled: 96/97 ZRT 600 Miles Last Season: 100 Miles This Season: 462
	most people are putting jokes in the random thread you see sticky at the top of the page. www.adventurehiker.com Rating: +1 Quick Edit Full Edit
	November 11th 2007 at 6:10 PM Post #3
	snofreak looking for a can 279 Posts Group: Members Member Since: July 20th 2007 Location: ely, minnesota, USA Current Sled: 02 arctic cat 440 sno pro Miles Last Season: about 800 Miles This Season: none yet
	ok heres mine One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.'' I WANT SNOW!! 2002 arctic cat 440 sno-pro team negative plus?!?! (- +) Rating: +1 Quick Edit Full Edit
	November 14th 2007 at 7:33 AM Post #4
	Riley P.J.H. Racing Speed Consultant 1477 Posts Group: Members Member Since: October 16th 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN, USA
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	November 14th 2007 at 6:19 PM Post #5
	snofreak looking for a can 279 Posts Group: Members Member Since: July 20th 2007 Location: ely, minnesota, USA Current Sled: 02 arctic cat 440 sno pro Miles Last Season: about 800 Miles This Season: none yet
	^^^^^^^^^ LMAO!! I WANT SNOW!! 2002 arctic cat 440 sno-pro team negative plus?!?! (- +) Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit
	November 14th 2007 at 6:25 PM Post #6
	Doo76 rev_rider76 702 Posts Group: Members Member Since: July 30th 2007 Location: Stouffville, Ontario, Canada Current Sled: 04 440x sleeper (shhhh) Miles Last Season: 3000kms Miles This Season: 0 yet
	lmao^^^^^^^^ alright, If the front of a plane is called a cockpit, what would it be called if it was all female pilots? .....the Box Office! if it doesn't break, ride it harder, if it still doesn't break... must be a ski-doo... new doo!! 04 440x sleeper (7hundo) Decker twin pipes VFORCE3 reeds K&N filters w. k&n covers yellow c&a razors 22-44 gearing xrs hood xrs console xrs belly pan yellow holeshot skidplate 06 440 seat reprogrammed cdi oil injection large cooler H.I.D. coversion 10 gallon clear tank 1.25 ripsaw w/ 192 woodys (woahh!!) Rating: 0 Quick Edit Full Edit