When I was in NZ we did some real hunting. Stood on the back of a truck with shotguns and a spotlight at night and killed anything that moved except for sheep and cows.
Best part, doing that over there isn't illegal. I'd never hunt here, sitting around waiting for some stupid critter to roam close enough is boring.
Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. That means every day you see me, that's the worst day of my life.