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ok enough talkin.....here's the deal: Rat sled show down at my shop. 70's vs's 80's vs 90's...

The 'Boy', (my just turned 16 year old son. Been racing since he was 6 with over 145 carreer motorsports wins)..stock as a rock 94 Polaris INDY 500 EFI SKS....(nice respectful kid, real talent, but smirks every time us 'ol timers' fire up our dinosaurs )

Gary the 'i've never missed a lunch in my life' ******* and his 85 Formula Plus.....lessee, sled? 500 pounds, 285 pound rider. 'but i have handwarmers' can you say 'snowball's chance.....


me, 'The 'ol Man'...78, Jurrassic Park SRX 440. Wide Tracked Front end. Rumored to be ported, Polished, Bored 'big', 'big'carbs, with shaved heads, and spiffy LED Drift lites and new paint, and twisted clutch. me and Sled? a svelte 700 pounds. Hey, we gotta eat......



the Rules:
600 feet. (can you tell who set the distance?)

sleds raced as purchased: No studs. no kicking, biting, choke holds, no Picks, nitrous, 420, Crown Royal, or moonshine. 93 octane fuel only

At Steak (mis-spelling intended):

Boy Wins: dinner at the local Steak house, WITH his flavor of the week.

Gary, long lost brother of Larry the cable guy Wins: Case of yuengling Porter AND Case of Sam Adams Winter Wheat, Dad picks up Tab at dinner. (boy Wins too)

Dad wins: Gary picks Up tab for Dinner. 5th of Crown, Dark. Boy washes all 7 of my Oilfield water trucks...'WELL'....and we stop dissin the old man's ride.


so what say you fellow forum members? is Dad gonna be openin his wallet?

*we've all played a lil bit, and from what I've seen, they're big time history.....'old age and treachery always overcomes youthful exhuberance'

woohoo.me too! one more and we can form a club and get jackets! [:D]
 

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An extremely funny thread. I voted for you "dad"
 

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uh oh... the haters are catchin up......notice that i didn't say Viagra was illegal....that way I can have a shot at comin thru the pack hard. I'll be stiff competition.....

At least drop a message when ya vote?

tdgbigfoot said:
An extremely funny thread. I voted for you "dad"
awesome....we get a couple more and we'llform a club and get jackets! [:D]
 

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I wish we could get yuengling here... That stuff is tits in my book.
 

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dirtkatt said:
uh oh... the haters are catchin up......notice that i didn't say Viagra was illegal....that way I can have a shot at comin thru the pack hard. I'll be stiff competition.....

At least drop a message when ya vote?

tdgbigfoot said:
An extremely funny thread. I voted for you "dad"
awesome....we get a couple more and we'llform a club and get jackets! [:D]
Sounds great! I'm in.
 

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Schedule it for around lunch time, and hand your buddy a Pork Chop.
I think it will be close between you and Jr.
 

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You and the SRX 700 lbs???lol just kiddin man.I,m a poo guy myself but in all honesty I think you pull out the win.I voted for you!If your son beats ya then handicap him with a napsack full of bricks.lol.Them formulas were quick in there day but look up lead sled in the dictunary and its a picture of it.lol
 

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Enjoy the steak, and washing the trucks by yerself... [thumb]
 

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Im gonna go with you dad, I think you got it all wrapped up[thumb]
 

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No matter what i do my dad still beats me at things i thought i was good at lol. So i am going with the ol' Man on this one.
 

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I am also going "The ol' man", because my dad has had some older sled that were the under dog in races against my newer toys and he has always been able to pull off a win some where along the way. He might not get me always, but once is often enough to put me in my place.
 

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let the kid ride the yam last night....he just looked at me and said 'Are you kiddin me? that thing is stupid. Why is it fishtailin all over? Pullin the air box back out and rebuilding the fuel pumps if my kits come in. have the original plate they had for mounting the pumps and the coil, might as well replace the vac and fuel lines while I'm at it. This thing HATES deep snow.... ;)
 

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If you can get that yammi to put the power down I say you have it in the bag....plus I have a thing for those old SRX's(not that sort of thing!).
 

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dirtkatt said:
This thing HATES deep snow.... ;)
lol......I know how ya feel,have an old Polaris with the original track and awesome 2 inches of travel rear suspension.Have the engagement up high and if you stop in the powder its instant stuck time.lol
 

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[thumb]dad for #1
 

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Rainman56 said:
Any results yet???
fighting a bog on the Yammie....'porkchop' studded the Formula,so now I gotta do mine.....really,really needs it....kid and I played yesterday, still haven't pinned it out of the hole, just enough to stay with him an rattle his floorbords with my ski tips.... right next to his left foot
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Rainman56 said:
Any results yet???
fighting a bog on the Yammie....'porkchop' studded the Formula,so now I gotta do mine.....really,really needs it....kid and I played yesterday, still haven't pinned it out of the hole, just enough to stay with him an rattle his floorbords with my ski tips.... right next to his left foot
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didn,t think "porkchop"would need studs for extra traction.lol...........Better get that holeshot fixed up or you may be in trouble.Just make sure you get on some thin packed down snow preferrably with grass or dirt underneath for the studs to bite in.
 
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