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I just got this emailed to me, it's pretty good. I wish I knew who wrote it.

Enjoy.... [:D]

T'was the night before Christmas, not a sound could you hear.
All the sledders were sleeping, for they'd had too much beer.

From out on the lake, I heard something coming.
It was a well tuned triple, with pipes a humming.
I jumped up out of the bed, and threw on my suit.
Stumbled out the back door, trying to fasten my boot.

Went 'round the corner, and what did I see?
But someone on a T-Cat, heading right at me.

I said "Must be Bill, just out for a tear."
That theory was trashed when it leaped in the air.

I shook my head, not believing my eyes.
For there was a Storm, and boy could it fly!

When I saw who was driving, I was taken aback!
It was a jolly old fat man, with a big velvet sack.

He wore a custom pink helmet, and a purple leather suit.
There was fur and bells trimming, his Polaris boots.

With a squeeze of his fingers he hauled in on the brake,
made a quick turn, and again crossed the lake.

He stopped the big triple on top of the roof,
and jumped down the chimney with an audible "poof".

I ran in the house, not believing myself,
to confront this big sledder, who was not an elf.

When I peeked 'round the corner he was near the tree,
Laying out go-fast goodies, under the tree for me.

I said "Hey Buddy, why are you here?"
He answered "Weren't you good, all this past year?"

"How come I have not heard you HO HO HO?"
"Well it fogs up my visor, don't you know."

"You are supposed to have Reindeer for getting around."
"I traded them in, got a dollar a pound."

"Why drive a T-Cat, not a Storm or Mach Z?"
"I have to get done while the kids are asleep." I slid Santa a cold one, and
he popped open the cap.
He chugged it down, then grabbed one from his sack.

He said "Thanks for the Bud, but I gotta fly."
I said "Good luck, and be careful. Bye, Bye."

Santa put on his helmet, and reached for his nose,
then magically, up the chimney he rose.

Up on the roof, I heard the big triple purr.
I'm gonna have to fix that now, that's for sure.

He pulled in on the throttle, boy did it go.
He flew off of the roof, clouds of shingles and snow.

I heard him exclaim as he roared off in the night .
Try to race me, and all you'll see is tail-light.

I thought to myself as he flew away,
"Will anyone believe this?..."I think, no way!"

I can't tell a soul, now that I've been reborn.
But I will always know, SANTA DRIVES A T-Cat!!!
 

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lol thats pretty good.
but of course it's just not true.
santa drives a powerstroke dontcha know.






(inside joke, my father plays santa in the winter, and on christmas eve he is always real busy going to parties, rolls to everyone in his powerstroke.)
 

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lol thats deadly but its actually an indy lol
 

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I love it!! He should be riding an RMK tho :p
 

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Nice haha.. I made this one up last year this time..


twas the night before christmas and all thru the snow,
My snowmobile sat, just waiting to go.
I keep looking out the window to see what mother nature has done,
and it looks like overnight, she created a some fun.
Just look at this stuff, its my dream come true,
Santa listened to my wish, who would have knew?
I see a 8 inches, maybe a foot,
and black foot prints, all covered in soot.
Could he possibly have been here to see my smile?
He was probally looking in my window for awhile.

I had more wishes then just a fresh coat of white,
like having a great time with my ZRT in my sights.
I wish that was true, I wish that it would,
because I would ride all night in the cold if I could.
Doctors say no, my mind says yes,
but at least I am alive, it looks like I'm blessed.

Now its past midnight and is officially the day,
My wishes and love for riding is here to stay.
The sound of the triple, the sound of my heart,
Maybe I will go check it out and give it a start.
Listen to that baby, its as bad as can be,
Now I am smiling, from ski to ski.

I am beginning to think that saint nick is no joke,
as my nose is filled with the smell of 2 stroke.
One thing to make this moment perfect, would be 100 mph,
Then a ride to a lodge in the woods with beer and a shower.
Wouldn't that be sweet, I would be in heaven,
Thanks for this santa, and listening to my beggin!

I think I am going to go inside, and let this dream die,
because I know it won't come real no matter how hard I try.
Maybe when I wake up and look at the tree,
There will be a new F7 with a bow on it for me.
Thanks for the dream santa, and trying with all your might,
Merry christmas to all and to all a good night!


Here are some other ones from last year that we all made up..
http://www.snowmobilefanatics.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=38553&SearchTerms=poem

(I revised mine above just a touch just now hah)
 

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Is this a bad time to say Santa shouldn't drink and drive! [;)]

Cute sotry I like the part about the triple![8D]
 

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great
 

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It starts out as a T-Cat then turns into a Storm.

Am I the only one that read the whole thing? Pink helmet, purple suit.....Polaris boots......?
 

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At least Santa is able to ride, I am still waiting for the snow. I took off from work the whole week after Christmas, better have some snow!

Cute poems. Helps to pick up your spirit while we wait for the snow.
 

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Originally posted by F7-Fanatic
[br]It starts out as a T-Cat then turns into a Storm.

Am I the only one that read the whole thing? Pink helmet, purple suit.....Polaris boots......?
I read that too, and immediately was officially confused! but oh well what can a person do right... lol
 

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I wasn't the only one who noticed that. I am proven sane again for another day:p!!
 

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I am still on the confusion boat, but man that was a sweet poem!! I'm gonna have to bring that in the my civis teacher, he'd get a laugh!
 

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Originally posted by F7-Fanatic
[br]It starts out as a T-Cat then turns into a Storm.

Am I the only one that read the whole thing? Pink helmet, purple suit.....Polaris boots......?
I read that and just blew it off as someone that modified someone elses poem to fit their sled.

Mine however, is original baby!
 
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