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Hi all,
I am sure that Erick did not start this forum for ppl to be blasting away at
eachother like we have been lately.

I predict that once the snow flies and we all get a few miles on our beloved
machines, we will all be alot happier, and far less edgey (no Polaris pun intended).

This world is filled with ppl with all sorts of backgrounds and interests,
however here, we all share a common thread (darn puns),
Snowmobiles. Let's all try to be more tolerant of other members opinions and views.

So I pledge to do as Bambi's friend Thumper and say
"if ya can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

Who is with me?

Reply with your favorite reasonably clean joke to start us off on the right track(that's a punny one
).


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fasenuf, I was about to post something similar to this...but you got to it first...

Now for the joke...

Sometimes you have to make a choice between a good laugh and an expensive one. I like the choice that was made here.
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS

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I got another...

A kid come home from school one day and says to him mother, "I had sex with the teacher". The mother shocked and lost for words says, You will have to talk with your father when he gets home.

When the boys father hears the news, he is very happy, and says to his son, "Well son you have now become a man, I'm very proud of you. How about we go get the bike you've always wanted."

And the boys says to him, "Maybe later, my assholes still a little soar."

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GOOD ONES SLEDHEAD


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i agree totally,
oh and i have no jokes.....sorry

 

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here is my joke:

an elderly lady gets pulled over for speeding and the state patrol walks up to her car and does all the small talk and tells her he's givin her a ticket, she says "OHH...it must be a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen Ball", and the officer replies "excuse me" she repeats what she said and then the cop goes "highway patrol men dont have balls" then realizing what he said, walked away and drove off w/o giving her the ticket

hope noone is a cop here, i dont got nething against u, but heard this joke on the radio and laughed hysterically for bout 10 minutes



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i take it u liked that one will??


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Ok my turn:

The Amazing Claude:
It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced,
"Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the
stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of this audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want every
one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing
the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ..." The crowd became
mesmerized
as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until
suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

[/size=6] It took three weeks to clean up the theater
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uh.....ok......i dont get it



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My friend told me this joke and I must warn you that it is pretty bad.

Two sausages were in a frying pan, one goes ahh it's hot the other one goes ahhhhhhhhhh a talking sausage.

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ROTFLMFAO......ya.....ok.........and umm......what was the joke......hehehe.......jp


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Well here it goes,

There were 4 old ladies driving down the road. They were goin pretty slow. So finally this cop pulls em over and asks why they are driving so slow. SO the driver replies and says the sign back there said 23. The cop said, o thats highway 23. She says alright thats good to know, ill drive faster then, and when the cop was aobut to leave he sees al the other old ladies wide eyed and asks why they have such big eyes, the old lady replies, o we just got off higway 123.

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Originally posted by 500fasEnuf:
Hi all,
I am sure that Erick did not start this forum [/quote]

Excuse me. It's things like this that get under my skin. This is NOT JUST ERICK'S FORUM.



What do I have to do to be recognized around here? (not to distract from the original point of the topic of course, just thought I would point that out)



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Please accept my appologies Jeff, I did not mean to omit P-Man, it was in there but I edited the beginning and must have dropped it by mistake.

I am very sorry about that Polarisman

Kev

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PMAN WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

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